Hey baby

What's your name? Simone Patalinghug Montoya

AKA: Sim1, Shimoneh (ask Joob...), Shut Up Simone, anything involving primates and/or poop... really anything I've been told to respond to. Yes, I ended a sentence with a preposition.

What's your sign? Scorpio/Saggitarius (what's it called, a cusp?), depending on the year.

Are you legal? (since when / when will you be) Haha funny, not until 6 months AFTER I graduate!

Where do you come from baby? My mother's womb, duh! Made in the Phillipines, born in Boston, raised in Gainesville, FL!

So uh, what's your major? Neuroscience/Biology - I like science. I also like gross things like cutting up flesh.

What is your theme song? I've been told some people that there's a song called "I Like Poop;" unfortunately I am not familiar with it. I personally say "Zak and Sara" by Ben Folds since it'd about a crazy girl and the guy who loves/takes care of her. True story.

Hidden talents? I think I'm the World's Gassiest Girl... and I can put my thumbs behind my hands and then make a fist.

Favorite tv show (past or present)? Oh dear, it really depends on my mood. Top Contenders: The Simpsons, The Wonder Years, Freaks and Geeks, Project Runway, any old skool Nickelodeon (Clarrisa Explains It All, The Adventures of Pete & Pete)

Do you have a life outside of the Noteables? (what do you do?) I do science and Eric. Oops, I mean Eric and science. Nope, I got it right the first time.

When are you blowing this popsicle stand (gradumating)? 2005 - can you believe it?

Simone Patalinghug Montoya was made in the Phillipines. It says so on her bottom. Simone is a big fan of bottoms, as well as their contents, but don't tell anyone. Seriously, don't bother, she's already told them. In addition to butts, Simone is also quite interested in...

Brrrrains! As a neuroscience major/mad scientist, she does top-secret experiments on monkeys, and has learned to rumppresent with the best of them. If you ever meet Simone in the wild, get into her bright green checker cab and drive back to civilization. That or call Eric, her chauffer/boyfriend. What were you doing in the wild, anyway?