The cool kids.

First off, our fantastic seniors...

Laura Hancock

Major: North Asian Karma Sutra

What she wants to be when she grows up: While Laura studied extensively in the Human Behavior department at Smith, her true love is making sushi. After spending a year aboard in Japan, Laura came back to NoHo with skill and passion for the timeless art of fish packing. She's an expert at packing fish between wooden boards, tying it down with black seaweed and, of course, serving many people at one time. Laura won’t expose her secrets but who cares when each bite is so delectable, yuuuummsies!

Favorite Car: The Rugby Pitch Late at Night.

Aislinn Smith

Ais is a theatre major who intends on graduating summa cum AWESOME from smith college. she will then travel the world on a hangglider, donkey, a raft pulled by sea turtles or her grandfather's bike, depending where she is. she will spread rugby love throughout small towns and villages while perfecting the art of making out with a mouthguard in. at some point she will get "SMITH RUGBY" tattooed on her ass, or her forehead, she hasn't decided, but once that is completed, she will devote all her time and energy developing a recipe for pure aggression, (it might be in the form of chocolate) feed it to the current smith ruggers, and while they go off to masacre every team they meet, she will design and build the most incredible rugby club house northampton, nay, the world, has ever seen. (it will even put dartmouth to shame). she will become the club house mother and the master of debauchery and moderation at the same time. she will reside in the club house, helping rookies discover their sexuality, providing excellent cooking and beverages to the team, and being smith rugby's number one fan....besides her mother, carlton, of course....since no one can live up to that.

Maria Martinez

Kika Gilbert

Major: Sexy

What she wants to be when she grows up: A british pop band's lifesize poster girl. Kika's perky breasts, and round bottom (bum!) makes her an ideal candidate for stardom. Her sassy style and interest in keeping things young, very young, is a quality which has not gone unnoticed by the masses.

Favorite Car: The Beetle 280

Marja Van Der Loo

Double Major: Dutch/Awesome

What she wants to be when she grows up: Marja (Mar-ja) is an aspiring clog dancer. She claims her skill is unique compared to other Clog dancers because Marja has managed to clog dance on one of the fans of a windmill. Her famous Ike Heb lol hahalt dance is famous throghout the southern lowlands (perhaps because that sexy milk maid outfit she dawns upon every performance - boot yer her me say nut-ting!).

Favorite Car: The new Smith Rugby machine, "Bam Bam".

Leah Avalos

Major: Special Forces

What she wants to be when she grows up: Leah's goal in life is to join the FBI narcotics team. As a young girl Leah's family couldn't get her out of those dollar store SWAT outfits. Instead of being concerned, her family enrolled her in the special forces unit in school where she excelled at all extra curricular activities. Now a senior in college, Leah protects the team from the evils of the world while making sure we all have a safe, quality, good time.

Favorite Car: The Batmobilie

Christina Lioce

Favorite Quote: "I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." - Kurt Vonnegut

Major: Biology

Minor: Music

When I grow up: I want to be a veterinarian at the Australia Zoo in Queensland, Australia and live there for the rest of my life!

Favorite Car: 1966 Apple Red Ford Mustang

Alana Dao

Major: Arabian Camel Riding

What she wants to be when she grows up: Born in the amazon, Alana has a deep love for nature. Although she majors in Arabain Camel Riding, Alana wants to dedicate her life to helping nature. She has spent long hours discussing living with tree nymphs, prancing with flower faires and carousing with lilly-hoppers. Bottomline - we just can't keep her out of the woods!

Favorite Car: She doesn't drive cars, she rides bikes (made of wood).

Veronica Del Toro

Major: Swedish Massage

What she wants to be when she grows up: Veronica is amazing at massage – her touch is orgasmic, and her knowledge of pressure points and sensitive spots makes each moment of her time memorable. After each game, the line for one of Veronica’s massages extends beyond the pitch, which has made getting time with her very difficult. You didn’t hear it from me, but if you want to get on the good side of this gift from god giving her extra attention, showering her with compliments or *even* giving her slap on the behind puts her in the mood to pencil you in.

Favorite Car: 280 Z series with hydraulics and platinum spinning rims.

Alex Peterson

Major: Child Development Studies/Pre-Med

What she wants to be when she grows up: Alex Peterson – the definition of compassion and dedication. When you’re around Alex you can’t help but to feel loved, and that’s why her dream of becoming a top notch Gynecologist in New York City makes so much sense to everyone. I know I can’t wait to make my appointment with Dr. Peterson cause I KNOW her knowledge of the woman’s body and her dedication to good health will put her at the top of her field.

Favorite Car: Cop Cars and Ambulances

And now, more fabulous Smith ruggers...

Emily Steinbach

Jay G

Erin Burger-Gohl

Nic Vetter

Clair Castle

Brooke Gray

Andrea Shang

Katrina Dugan

Emily Lombardo

Lillian Wilson

Miriam McGilvray

Ashley Abbott

Aria Wuertz

Tasheka Nelson

Dian Berens

Caitlin Bumpas

A.J. Campbell

Lindsay Cejka

Olivia D'Angelo

Eleanor Gantt

Sara Gardephe

Leah Goldstein

Robin Greenberg

Afton Hencky

Alana Katz

Ramsay Leimenstoll

Marty Maull

Noah Naamad

Ryan Rasdall

Jessica 'Reebs' Reback

Darcy Rendon

Caitlin Spence

Mairi Sun

Ginina 'Beans' Velocci

Julie Wang

Tavish Williams