Haters of Jess and Laura suggest that you boycott the following according to your degree of disgust:
Movies
Ghostbusters, The Full Monty, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Being John Malkovich, Earth Girls Are Easy
Jess: Clerks, Evil Dead 2, The City of Lost Children, Roadside Prophets, A Clockwork Orange
Laura: Dead Poets Society, The Shawshank Redemption, Back to the Future, Peggy Sue Got Married
Television
Twin Peaks, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Daily Show (with or without Jon Stewart), The State, Iron Chef, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast (and the Brak Show!), The Simpsons, Crocodile Hunter
Jess: Red Dwarf
Laura: ER, Letterman, Conan O'Brien, NBC Nightly News (love Tom Brokaw!), all the summer reruns on Comedy Central
Books
Milorad Pavic, Dictionary of the Khazars; Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose, Foucault's Pendulum; Italo Calvino, Cosmicomics, Invisible Cities, If on a winter's night a traveller; Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children; Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (etc.); Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
Jess: Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens; Stanislaw Lem, Cyberiad, Star Diaries; Edmund Spenser, The Faerie Queene; Gunter Grass, The Tin Drum; Robin Henig, The Monk in the Garden
Laura: everything by Rushdie; Stephen Marlowe, The Death and Life of Miguel de Cervantes; Ursula Hegi, Stones From the River; Graham Greene, The End of the Affair; poetry by Mary Oliver, Adrienne Rich, Carolyn Forche, and many others
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